Deer Hunting

Well anyways, I'm getting into my vehicle after a BB game when my phone rings and it happens to be Lucy Pinkerman asking me if I would want to go to DQ with her and another girl. So I decided to go, first mistake. Well we're there for a while and in that time I managed to steal the keys to Lucy's pickup, second mistake. So I decide to go a have some fun and go drive her pickup around, third mistake, since I really liked that pickup anyway. So I'm driving down the highway, final mistake, planning on stopping at the bridges then turning around and coming back, when I get about a quarter mile or so from the bridges when some flipping deer decides that I entered her territory so she decides to attack the pickup. Well, she did a pretty good job of it cause the amount of damage done to the vehicle was quite extensive.I haven't actaully heard the damage estimate but it won't be pretty.

Freezing

This prank actually happened at the start of January but I just never got it written on here. But this is actually a good time to write about it since I did it to the same vehicle as was talked about above. K so it's like 11:30 at night, I'm getting home from a wrestling meet somewhere, and what happens to greet me when the bus pulls into the parking lot? My pickup completly covered in window chalk, pink sticky notes, and(this is the creative thing) pink colored cotton balls that were frozen all over the chassis(there was seriously probalby 40 of them in all). So immediatly I start to think of ways which I can avenge the dignity of pickup, since I already knew who had done it. On the way home I stop at a gas station and was able to get most of the window chalk cleaned off. But mind you, this is the middle of winter and it's getting close to midnight so it's probalby about 0 out and I'm trying to wash the windows of my pickup. So yeah, what water I didn't get wiped off after about 3.569 seconds stayed on the pickup. Well, the next morning I filled up a jug full of hot water and was able to get almost all of the cotton balls unfrozen from my pickup. Sometime between that day and the next wednesday night, the idea that since they(Jacy and Lucy) froze cotton balls to my pickup, could I actually freeze one of their vehicles shut. So the next wednesday night before youth group I brought along about ten gallons of water and between me, Connor, and the Inman guys we managed to freeze all of the doors completly shut. After that little chore was finished we went in and were good teenage guys for the rest of youth group. Then youth group got over, and the gloating came. And of course after we saw her reaction we all just drove off and went to DQ and left Lucy there with her frozen shut vehicle and didnt' bother about it again. Okay, fine so I did feel a little bit of sympathy for her, so we all went and helped her get back into her pickup. But she did need the help since she wasn't able to get into it herself.

Well, I personally thought that recieved top honors as the best prank performed, even beating out burying Season's car.

Well, until next time. BYEBYEBYE