This is part of a IM conversation that I had with Lucy like two weeks ago. Don't ask me how this happened it just did. It is me going back and forth against myself with lucy popping in every now again. But without further ado, I present: Smeagol...or something.



-Paul-
don't tel me, i don't wanna know
......................
ok tell me

wait! he’s an imposter

don't listen to him

he’s lying!

stop talking to yourself!

I am not!

but you just did it!

did what?

talk to yourself!

did not

you just did it again!

will you cut it out

I can't cut anything out if I'm not doing anything

what's wrong with you

there is nothing wrong with me

yes there is

prove it

-Lucy-
and y are u doin this

-Paul-
doing what?

wait who's she?

when did she get here?

I think she's been here all along

no she hasn't

yes she has,I saw her

no you didn't,that was a mirror

no I swear it was her

don't swear, it's not nice

oh shut up

-Lucy-
am i supose to call u smegal or somethin

-Paul-
is she still here?

what IS she doing here?

well why don't you ask her

you ask her

it was your idea

was not

was too

prove it

I'm leaving

bout time

-Lucy Fay-
so y r u so happy?

-Paul-
happy is a yuppy word

I don't say yuppy words

there...so...

yuppish?

yeah like you know what yuppish is

I do too

then what's it mean

it means go look it up in the dictionary

maybe I will

k your lame

jerk

hey no name calling

are you done yet

done doin what?

talking to yourself already!

-Lucy-
ok this is better than a movie

-Paul-
man she is so rude

this is like the 80th time she's interupted

can you believe that girl

hey you dated her

got me there

-Lucy-
lol i cant breath

-Paul-
someone do CPR!!!

call 911!! the marines!!!

the marines?

well just in case

oh ok

THE MARINES!!!

hoorah!!!

marines are here!!

oh good

just in time

I think she's coming around

-Lucy-
u should do this for ur next video

-Paul-
she did it again!!

I am definetly leaving this time

I am too

people just don't have any respect around here anymore

good bye

byebyebye

hey that's my line

is not

I came up with it

you did not, that was me, remember?

no

I cleary distinctly remember it was me!

well your brain's been attled, probably from talking to yourself

I do not talk to myself!! how many times do i have to tell you

you're just proving my point

that's the point!

what's the point?

that dagger over there that's the point

you mean this dagger?

no, this one!

AHHGGGGHHHaaaahuuuhhhhh

well that guy's never gonna talk to himself again

wait a second, that was me

ahhhh crap

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